1 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:02,389 Rise and shine, Cassidy! 2 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,093 It's breakfast time. 3 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,035 Jody! 4 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,637 Jesse. 5 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:16,766 Hmm? 6 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,406 Babe, I need to ask you something. 7 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,604 Hmm? 8 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,073 It's about your grandma. 9 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:40,265 That's twice he's gotten outta there. What do you think? 10 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:44,331 I think someone's got an ass-kickin' comin'. 11 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,635 I don't know what all the whats and whys, 12 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,074 or what the rules are around here. 13 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:53,045 - Whats and whys? - I mean, look, she's an old lady. 14 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,675 I mean, she's a bitch, but she's an old lady and she's family, 15 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,703 so I get that it wouldn't be, like, easy for you. 16 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,809 What wouldn't? 17 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,253 But she's a bad bitch, 18 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,089 and we've got stuff to do out there in the world. 19 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:07,491 Cassidy got out, and now it's our turn. 20 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,324 God's not gonna kick his own ass. 21 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,057 What, exactly, is the question? 22 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:18,835 My question is, if it breaks the spell, and gets us the hell outta here, 23 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,466 why don't we just kill her? 24 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,245 Tulip, my... 25 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,353 - What is that? - Jody and T.C. 26 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,920 Probably found out about Cass. 27 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,319 You up for a fist fight? 28 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,970 What are we waitin' for? 29 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,743 I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand 30 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,548 Walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain 31 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,949 He was lookin' for the place called Lee Ho Fook's 32 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,796 Gonna get himself a big dish of beef chow mein 33 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,096 Ah-ooh, werewolves of London 34 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:00,070 Ah-ooh 35 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,443 Ah-ooh, werewolves of London 36 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,373 Ah-ooh 37 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,812 If you hear him howling around your kitchen door 38 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,046 You better not let him in 39 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,596 Little old lady got mutilated late last night 40 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,825 Werewolves of London again 41 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,400 Ah-ooh 42 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,610 Hair remover. 43 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:41,307 Found object bathroom weaponry. 44 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:57,396 I don't get it. 45 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:09,334 Ah-ooh, werewolves of London 46 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,446 Ah-ooh 47 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,880 Ah-ooh, werewolves of London 48 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,157 Little girl's got a big gun. 49 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,194 Let him go, or I'll show you how it works. 50 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,445 Drop it. 51 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,255 You first. 52 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,144 Go on. 53 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:07,284 Your Majesty. First, the greeting. 54 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:14,334 Blessings upon you. 55 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,903 And to you, Messiah. 56 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:20,907 Very good, My Lord. Now, the kiss. 57 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,277 Oh. 58 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:31,082 - Shiny. - Steady, My Lord. 59 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,817 Mmm... 60 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,929 Actors, hold. Starting again from the top. 61 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,989 Sir? Call for you from Masada. 62 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,768 - Masada? - It's the Allfather. 63 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:10,390 - Allfather? - Blessed. Blessed. 64 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,288 Thrice blessed are you, O Starr. 65 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,288 Blessed are we, O Allfather. 66 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,830 You're looking well. 67 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:20,595 Your stomach staples must be holding this time. 68 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,965 They are not. 69 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:25,833 I had my gastroenterologist beheaded yesterday. 70 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:30,237 Of course. Proportionate and wise. 71 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,811 Tell me, Starr. 72 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:36,839 What do you know about a man named Jesse Custer? 73 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,978 Custer? 74 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,954 Ah, yes. The Preacher. 75 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:50,190 Uh, Samson Unit did an investigation and ruled him a charlatan. 76 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,359 I see. 77 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:59,339 No truth to the rumors he may possess the Word of God? 78 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,965 None at all. 79 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:06,207 Custer's a loser. No threat to our Beloved Messiah. 80 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,516 Good. 81 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,715 I trust you, Starr. 82 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,925 Speaking of our most Holy Child, 83 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,621 how is the Messiah progressing? 84 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:27,758 His training may take longer than we anticipated. 85 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,034 - How much longer? - Oh, not much. 86 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,900 A year. Maybe five. 87 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,908 We don't have that kind of time. 88 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:40,004 God is gone. The world is ending. 89 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,247 The people need their Messiah to show them to glory. 90 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:50,120 I'm not sure he's quite capable yet of showing anyone to glory, sir. 91 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,651 Perhaps we'll have a demonstration. 92 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,662 A demonstration? 93 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,430 Now, Allfather? 94 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,729 All this time under your care, 95 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:05,096 he must have mastered at least one skill. 96 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,871 Well, there is one thing, 97 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:17,942 but I don't see how it's relevant. 98 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:30,293 Give me that old soft shoe I said that old soft shoe 99 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:34,061 A one, a two A doodle-dee doodle-dee-doo 100 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,832 Play me that old soft shoe And nothin' else will do 101 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:41,441 That's the dance My darlin' used to do 102 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,173 I like the hat, sir. Very Don Draper. 103 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,371 Mmm. 104 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,273 What happened to your nose? 105 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,276 It looks like you went down on a monkey. 106 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,685 Tulip O'Hare, sir. She sucker punched me. 107 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,018 A woman did that? Dear God. 108 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,318 Yes, sir. 109 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,827 But about Jesse Custer, 110 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,728 I know we're keen on getting him back into the fold, 111 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,865 and I think I might have an interesting idea. 112 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,030 The time for interesting ideas is over. 113 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,802 When the Holy Idiot wraps up here, 114 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,936 the Allfather is going to have me skinned alive. 115 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,310 A doodle-dee-doodle-dee-doo 116 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,112 Play me that old soft shoe And nothing else will do 117 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,177 That's the dance My darlin' used to do 118 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,747 Yay! 119 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,177 Bravo! Bravo! 120 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,835 Bravo! 121 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,213 Come on, come on. Come on. 122 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,541 Well, if I knew you were comin', I would've cleaned up a little. 123 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,276 What did you do with Jesse? 124 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,112 He havin' a time-out. 125 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,217 Where's the vampire? 126 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:10,280 Gone. Way gone. 127 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,757 Miss Tulip, that's not good. 128 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,589 Oh, no, it's good for him. 129 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,395 But I guess if it's bad for you 130 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,432 and your little Hee Haw hillbilly fight club, 131 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,593 then I sorta don't give a shit. 132 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,399 He meant, "It's bad for you." 133 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,665 Oh, I'll be all right. 134 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,171 I mean, unless I need to go pee, and, yeah, that would suck. 135 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,101 I saved your life. 136 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:37,246 I ripped you from death's door and brought you back into the world. 137 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,351 And every moment from that moment, 138 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,321 for the rest of your days, is owed to me. 139 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,022 Every breath, every bite of food, 140 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:52,429 every screw, every shit is because of me. 141 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,197 Okay. Thanks, I guess? 142 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,366 But Cassidy's no carney ride for outback assholes. 143 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,836 He's my friend. 144 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:07,142 He was bait. A worm on a hook. 145 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,842 He was food. 146 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,719 Why hasn't Jesse just killed you already? 147 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,526 - Jesse's family. - I'm not. 148 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,860 Jesse's smart. 149 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:30,870 Well, maybe when I'm done here, you'll see just how stupid I can be. 150 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:37,735 Such spark. So much life. 151 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,838 Oh... 152 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,037 But not for long. 153 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,011 Watch her. 154 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,431 Balls, Tulip. 155 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,401 Too bad she's gonna eat them for supper. 156 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,142 The child is brilliant. 157 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:22,848 Yes, Allfather. We've been drilling the spank-step day and night. 158 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:27,883 I say we bring up the timetable and accelerate his unveiling. 159 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,563 Accelerate? 160 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:37,263 So, we show the world that this feral half-wit is our Messiah, 161 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:41,797 and this rudimentary tap dancing is what He does, 162 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,308 and the world will take Him as their Savior? 163 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,946 Or be cast down into hellfire, yes. 164 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,876 Any other questions, Starr? 165 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:58,122 No, that, uh, covers it on my end. 166 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,323 Prepare the way for the Lord. 167 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,356 Something tells me the Second Coming 168 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,763 will be even better than the first. 169 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,098 Jesus Christ. 170 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:17,943 I think that went well. 171 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,610 At least you get to keep your skin, sir. 172 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:21,641 Idiots. 173 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:25,445 What good is my skin if that soft-shoeing inbred takes over? 174 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:29,512 Agreed. Which is why we need Custer back on board as soon as possible and... 175 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,126 I think I may have an interesting idea. 176 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,832 - Well? - It's about his friend, sir. 177 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,201 The vampire. 178 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:48,798 Playing by day, feeding by night, we are the children of blood. 179 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,485 Carfentanil. I'm sure you're familiar. 180 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,353 - Yeah, horse tranqs. - Mmm. 181 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,660 Elephant. Yeah, it's all the rage right now. 182 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,356 Half a pill, knock Dumbo straight on his ass. 183 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,557 Yeah, strong shit. It's very powerful. 184 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,798 Don't take this the wrong way, man, but you smell like death. 185 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,929 What's the right way to take that? 186 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,908 Tell your elephant, uh, don't mix those with alcohol. 187 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,455 The capital of Alaska is Juneau. 188 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:53,403 The capital of Arizona is... The capital of Arizona is Phoenix. 189 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:58,410 The capital of Arkansas is Little Rock. 190 00:17:58,844 --> 00:17:59,903 Hmm. 191 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,309 The capital of California is Sacramento. 192 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,582 The capital of Colorado is Denver. 193 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,919 The capital of Connecticut is Hartford. 194 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,891 I'm gonna see the folks I dig 195 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:23,866 I'll even kiss a sunset pig 196 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,504 California 197 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:34,304 The capitol of North Dakota is Bismarck. 198 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,406 I'll even kiss... 199 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,917 The capital of Ohio is... 200 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,979 California 201 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,285 The capital of Ohio is... Come on. 202 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,094 California 203 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,321 Tulip. 204 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,103 Great. 205 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,670 Back in the coffin again, I see. 206 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,338 Ain't seen you down here for some time. 207 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:14,915 That's all right, son. Your old pal's gonna take over for ya. 208 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,821 You hear that? 209 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,015 Uh-huh. 210 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,452 Train is a-comin'. 211 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,408 How about a patrol, Marshal Custer? 212 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:51,113 Might just be the thing to shake off your blues. 213 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,732 Marshal. Been a long time. 214 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,510 Has been, yeah. 215 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,011 But now you're back. 216 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:14,603 Mmm-hmm. 217 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,580 What's your plan this time? 218 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,520 Same as always. 219 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,150 Texas. 220 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,325 Show you boys some justice. 221 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,425 And what if we don't want to go? 222 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,590 Then we'll show you lead. 223 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:51,241 You know you ain't seen the last of us, Marshal. 224 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,548 Yup. That's why I'm one of the good guys. 225 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,389 'Cause there's way too many of the bad. 226 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,971 Thank God you actually look like your picture. 227 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,937 You know, sometimes you show up and it's like... 228 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:18,243 Yeah, it's bloody terrible. I know. Yeah. 229 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,945 - I like your shirt. - Oh, thank you. 230 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,576 - I love birds, so... - Ah. 231 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:25,944 Do you have any pets? 232 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,580 - Oh. I had a dog once, called Banjo. - Oh. 233 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,156 He ran away, so... 234 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,817 Oh. 235 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,993 So, how long have you been a vampire? 236 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:38,829 Oh, um... 237 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,126 Uh, eighty-nine years. 238 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,633 Yeah. How about you? 239 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:47,264 - Gosh, um, almost 200 now. - 200? You look well. 240 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,570 - Why, thank you. - What do you think? Do you like it? 241 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,804 Oh, my God, I love it. Are you kidding? Don't you? 242 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,648 Yeah, parts of it, I do, yeah. 243 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,348 I would've died years before Quaaludes were invented. 244 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:04,785 I would've never seen the moon landing or a man with a beard of bees, you know. 245 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,690 Just as for instances, like. 246 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,786 Right. 247 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,297 But? 248 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,892 Ah. 249 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,593 But nothing. 250 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:19,298 Beats working for a living, doesn't it? Huh? 251 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:24,541 Hey. 252 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:28,710 We're outsiders. 253 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,310 And that can be lonely. 254 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,313 I know it is for me sometimes. 255 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,012 But that's okay. 256 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,923 Because it makes those moments of connection, 257 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,891 when they do happen, 258 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,488 that much sweeter. 259 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,252 - Wait, just let me get something, okay? - Okay. 260 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:21,595 Bite me. 261 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,395 Come on, bite me. 262 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,204 Ravish me. 263 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,974 What's wrong? Did you leave yours at home? 264 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,852 Do you want me to rip your goddamn throat out? 265 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,952 Is that what you want, you bleeding poser, eh? 266 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,472 I'll take that one and that one, please. 267 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:38,105 I'm telling you, a Kimber Compact Il is what you want. 268 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:40,101 Twenty-two pound recoil. 269 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,977 I mean, only seven in your mag, 270 00:24:42,047 --> 00:24:44,482 but then a double tap still drops three and a half bogeys. 271 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:49,150 - I'm a Smith and Wesson man myself. - Please. 272 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,451 Smith and Wesson's for cops and pussies. 273 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:54,921 You say so. 274 00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:04,834 Four letter word for perambulate? 275 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,498 Hmm... 276 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,143 No. 277 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:18,677 "An observant person," seven letters. 278 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,378 "An observant..." 279 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:27,785 You know, words really ain't my thing. 280 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,489 Could've fooled me. You sure use 'em enough. 281 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:34,329 Funny. Surprised you can even read. 282 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,193 I'd be worried if I were you. 283 00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:11,766 Worrying is for pussies, too. 284 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,080 I got a corrosive, 285 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:31,954 a solvent that I use on mower parts and tractor rust. 286 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:33,835 We could dunk one of her feet in a bucket of that, 287 00:26:33,859 --> 00:26:34,918 that'd teach her. 288 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,427 Or maybe even both feet. 289 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:39,226 - She stole from me. - She sure did. 290 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,199 And we're figuring out what to do about it. 291 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,065 I got pikes, pullers, peelers. 292 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:48,296 Uh, I got a 22-piece metric master ratcheting wrench set from Home Depot. 293 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:49,739 On sale. 294 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,243 I got a reticulated vest presser. 295 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,644 Oh, man, strap her into that, 296 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,082 the screams will make the dogs run off. 297 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,947 She stole, 298 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,953 and I would have every right. 299 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,085 You do, Miss Marie, but you can't. 300 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,221 Lil' Jesse'd never forgive you. 301 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,790 He loves her. 302 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:21,064 Oh... 303 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,466 What do you say we take a little break, huh, 304 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:27,012 and we do something nice for you? 305 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,773 Like what? 306 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,814 Like... 307 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,016 Like play? 308 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,727 Another train coming soon. 309 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,297 Set up and wait here and get the bulge on 'em. 310 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,168 Ain't that right, partner? 311 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,143 Partner? Say, what's the matter? 312 00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:01,407 You know what this is? 313 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,144 High Noon. 314 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:05,945 You got that right. 315 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,715 And I passed on that commie piece of shit. 316 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:12,954 - What's wrong with High Noon? - What's right with it? 317 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:16,155 It's the most un-American plot I ever seen. 318 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:19,756 Bunch of sissies sitting pretty, waiting for some saddle bums 319 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,128 to take their town. 320 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:24,069 Ah, real heroes don't wait. 321 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,396 You calling me a sappy? 322 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,966 Let me ask you something, son. 323 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:33,871 Ain't you worried about that sage hen of yours, back east? 324 00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:41,017 Tulip'll be all right. 325 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,486 She got grit enough for both of us. 326 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,583 Yeah, she's a Sahara's worth of sand, I'll grant you that. 327 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,219 But you left her in Injun territory with no map. 328 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:52,194 Who knows what's going to happen 329 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,597 if she gets on the wrong side of them savages? 330 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,532 What the hell do you want me to do about it? 331 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:59,504 I'm trapped in a coffin at the bottom of a swamp. 332 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,698 Think about it, son. 333 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:05,441 You can sit around here like a ninny waiting till these trains stop coming, 334 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,443 or you can get off yer backside and blow up the tracks. 335 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:21,892 Tulip. 336 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:37,959 Come on, Pilgrim. 337 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,314 Shit. 338 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:28,939 If your father knew you were with a mere cavalry officer... 339 00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:33,350 Oh, Lieutenant Boulanger, there would be such a scandal. 340 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:40,086 So, um, so why don't you go, 341 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,127 and never come back? 342 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:49,766 I said go. 343 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,264 Eugenia... 344 00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:54,169 Lester, please. 345 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:55,940 Please, Lester. 346 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,471 Why won't you leave? 347 00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:01,813 Because you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 348 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,176 Oh, am I? 349 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:07,951 Oh, my love. 350 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:11,955 You're like a paragon. 351 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,391 Oh, this is so wrong. 352 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:22,593 No, it's like, not good. 353 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:23,667 What? 354 00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:26,030 Nothing, I just... I forgot my line. 355 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:29,869 Take it from "You're so beautiful." Go back to that. 356 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,674 Get off. Get away from me! 357 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,842 - Miss Marie, please. - Shut up! 358 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,044 I said shut up. 359 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:46,322 Pathetic. 360 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:05,534 Our silly game isn't going to fix this, is it, T.C.? 361 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,878 Is it? 362 00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:17,916 - And Lil' Jesse? - He isn't here. 363 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,522 Go get her. 364 00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:26,360 I'm gonna eat her soul. 365 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:31,927 - Miss Marie, please... - Go get her! 366 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:42,533 Miss Tulip, I'm afraid I got some bad news for ya. 367 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:44,000 - Jody? - Look out! 368 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:53,285 A seven letter observant person is a witness. 369 00:35:57,956 --> 00:35:59,015 Fuck. 370 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,935 You're making a big mistake. 371 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,981 I ain't big on killing little old ladies that saved my life, 372 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,141 that's for sure. 373 00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:29,684 But you, I'd make an exception. 374 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,283 Now I'm gonna ask nicely. 375 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,955 You break the spell on Jesse and let us go. 376 00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:41,024 No one gets hurt. 377 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:49,573 Or not. 378 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,418 Drop it. 379 00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:12,691 Drop... 380 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:17,562 Drop it. 381 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,770 Drop it. 382 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:38,549 - Tulip? - I did it. It's over. 383 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,234 - What the hell? - I don't know what happened. 384 00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:01,478 She killed Gran'ma and then she died, too. 385 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:02,979 It's 'cause of the fingernails. 386 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:13,083 Miss Marie, she tied hers and Miss Tulip's lives together, 387 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:14,421 so you wouldn't come after her. 388 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,460 You're doing the wrong one. 389 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:21,460 Come on. 390 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,337 - Your adrenaline, will that work? - It just might. 391 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:33,842 Not so hard. Steady. Steady, not hard. Steady, not hard. 392 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:39,178 Dead again, I see? 393 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:43,981 Pass/fail, O'Hare. 394 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:48,620 And you are failing. 395 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,628 No, no, no. Her heart going to take that? 396 00:38:58,269 --> 00:38:59,635 She ain't Uma Thurman. 397 00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:01,138 Give it to me. 398 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:40,342 You know the woman I love 399 00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:45,180 Lord, I know she don't love me 400 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,510 Vlad has been impaled. 401 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,718 You know the woman I love 402 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:58,226 I don't believe she loves me 403 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,426 Get them out. 404 00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:03,194 I got to have that kind of woman 405 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:08,273 That won't make a fool of me 406 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,636 - What do I do with this? - Read it. 407 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,735 Uh... 408 00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:45,904 "Schlampity..." 409 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:51,481 It's upside down. 410 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,185 "Messiah, please help me. 411 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,248 "I'm in a terrible..." 412 00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:07,623 "Jeopardy. Jeopardy." What's a jeopardy? 413 00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:10,959 I don't think that's even a word, mate. 414 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:15,807 Anyway, "the Grail has taken me prisoner. 415 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,643 "Please save me. 416 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,838 "Or I'll be brutally... 417 00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:26,216 "Murdered." 418 00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,396 Should I keep recording? 419 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:40,996 Jesse Custer. 420 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:46,396 We have your little friend, and thus the time for negotiation is over. 421 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:52,204 Come, I will restore your power, and you will rise as the one true Messiah. 422 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,509 But if you do not, 423 00:41:55,179 --> 00:42:00,413 the vampire will receive a visit from my most merciless torturer. 424 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:04,087 You have one day to... 425 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:07,054 - What now? - I'll check on that, sir. 426 00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:38,515 All the free will in the world and I still found a way to screw it up. 427 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,822 Just like God said. 428 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,461 You didn't know. 429 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,054 Yeah, well, I should've. You told me to stay away from her. 430 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:48,724 Madame Boyd, right? 431 00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:52,199 - She's the one who put it in your head? - Mmm-hmm. 432 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,031 She told you to kill Gran'ma? 433 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,068 She knew damn well it'd kill you, too. 434 00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,403 Well, she just made our shit list, didn't she? 435 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:03,942 She certainly did. 436 00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:08,418 She's, uh, not doing too good. 437 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:11,852 That adrenaline weakened her heart. 438 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:16,451 - Well, I feel fine. - 'Course you do. 439 00:43:16,561 --> 00:43:19,588 As long as her heart's still ticking, yours will tick, too, 440 00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:21,189 until hers stops. 441 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:23,225 - And... - So what do we do? 442 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:29,405 She needs her medicine. She needs to eat. 443 00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:31,807 Well, start with her, she made this mess. 444 00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:33,673 I dare you to try. 445 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:35,946 Lil' Jesse, 446 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:40,210 we gotta get a soul somewhere. 447 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:57,167 Cassidy. 448 00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:01,800 Wake up, brother. 449 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,377 Welcome back. 450 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:21,785 What the... 451 00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:24,158 Who the bleeding hell are all you people? 452 00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:25,525 We... 453 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,194 Are Les Enfants du Sang. 454 00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,730 We are children of blood. 455 00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:38,475 Bollocks.